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There are a couple of ways to find out if you really like a girl. You see a girl you like and now you do whatever it takes to see her naked. You compliment her, you work on her insecurities and you buy her drinks. You even make conversation with her ugly friend. But how can you be sure that you won't be gnawing off your arm the next morning hoping not to wake her as you slip out of her bed for the exit? It's pretty simple really, It's called the, "Masturbation Test."

You've worked it perfectly. She wants you, you want her, you're excited you're gonna get laid. You set a date for Friday night.

It's now Thursday and you have one more sleep until your big date. She's hot, and you've been thinking about her ass all day. You know you're gonna have a good time. Of course you are, all you are thinking about is fucking her. The problem with that is, once you've blown your load, you may not want to be near her for longer than 7 minutes.

To find the answer to your question, jerk off. That's right, have a quick toss and think about her while doing it. After you come on your Kleenex, if you're relieved that she is not there beside you, you pretty much know it will be the same way when you are with her. If you are ready for more, it's a good thing.

So many times after coming back from a bar...alone, I give it a pull. And every time, I am so happy that I didn't have to put up with that skank I was pathetically trying to pick up just hours before.
Jerk off. When you're done, if you can stand the thought of her laying beside you asking, "to cuddle," then you're safe.

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