Tell Me What It Means To Me

It's no secret that we will do anything to get laid. We'll put up with your yaking, your dumb jokes and your all around boring outllok on life just to get a piece.

But what happens when we don't? I know, it's like bizarro world... but it does occur. Every once in a while, when the stars are aligned, there's a man strong enough to walk away from potential beaver in order to keep his dignity.

I know, sex and dignity.. what's that... So imagine my delight when my buddy told me, "I left her at the bar, cause she was too busy chatting with other guys."

It's as if the Cubs won the World Series... Finally, we did it!!!

But much like the Cubs, it rarely happens. Most of us would sit through her gabbing, flirtatious ways just in hopes of scratching her surface... but not Shayn. The brave little bastard decided his self respect was worth more than 6 minutes of heavenly delight.

A good romp may last a couple of hours but self respect lasts a life time. Learn to respcet yourself as early in life as possible. If someone "dumps" you, don't expend your energy trying to get them back.. walk on. If someone doesn't pay attention to you because they're too busy looking for their next squeeze, walk on...

Learn to demand respect for yourself. It will always pay off. Be secure enough with yourself not to put up with anyone else's shit just to "look" cool.

If someone doesn't like you, don't try to get them to like you.. it will only back fire.

Now go on, forget this advice.. forget it until it happens to you, then look back and bow your head!!!