My girlfriend and I rarely fight.  Which is why I felt weird when she irritated me so much the other day.  I say, 'weird' because she didn't do anything to annoy me.  It was in fact something I did and then blamed her for.  Yeah, I know, I'm phucked up.

I was hanging out with these 2 smokin' babes.  We hung out for a couple of hours.  No big deal, a little 420, a little conversation blah blah.  At the time, my girlfriend happened to be at school.  When she came back, we started our usual conversation but this time I wasn't really listening - but unlike most times when I'm not listening, I was thinking about the chicks I was chilin' with earlier.  So every word my girlfriend spoke reminded my of how far away I was from my fantasy.  In other words, with her every breath I was reminded of reality.  And if you've spent any time on this site, you know my reality sucks. 

The good news is, I spoke to a couple of my friends about this, and they knew exactly what I was talking about.  They go through the same thing.  So it wasn't my girlfriend that irritated me, it was my inability to keep my fantasy and reality as two separate worlds.  When 2 George's Collide...