You know those little "fly-by's" that you do at a night club or bar, the ones when you pretend to look for your "friend" at the other side of the room...it's really just an excuse to walk past the chick you have been eyeing all night...

But for some reason you think you are the only fool who has ever done this? For some reason you think "she" doesn't know exactly what you are doing...

Well, it's painfully obvious and funny. So keep it up. The world needs laughter.

I wish I wouldn't stare at women as much as I do. I try not to make it obvious but come on... When a hot chick walks in the room you do everything to try not and not notice her.

You scan your eyes past her pretending to look for "your friend in the crowd" as you walk by her table ten times. Stop it. Just stare for a good 15 seconds and be done with it.