For the record, I love my girlfriend.  She's awesome.  She puts up with my laziness and never gets on my back about my 420.  She takes wonderful care of me and loves me to bits.  Ok, now that's I've covered my ass...will you look at these pics... I mean, speaking of ass?!  Holy shit. They were laying at the pool the other day topless.  That was until they heard me breathing...they covered up and rolled over.

Now I ask you...can a guy actually get sick of an ass(es) like this?  The sad unfortunate answer, is yes.  No matter how unlikely it may seem while you have your nose pressed up to the screen, you will get bored of tapping an ass like that.  Actually, maybe not bored of an ass like that...but rather of the girl who's carrying the ass.  Eventually she'll annoy the shit out of you and you'll get bored.  It's a cruel, cruel joke that God plays on us.

Here's the thing, the only reason these girls look as hot as they do, is because they are totally into themselves.  I mean you have to be.  And because they are so into themselves, they don't really have a lot to offer a guy who's looking for a serious relationship.  They are too concerned with their tan, or their hair or their body to really pay attention to anyone else.  Not to mention if you did date a hot chick you'd be too concerned with all the other guys trying to steal her away.  And a chick like that is only as faithful as her options. 

So if you're looking for a good 5 minutes of fun, then sure...these girls can certainly take care of that...but what do you do once your five minutes has been used up...you're left feeling shallow and used...which is a feeling I could certainly get used to.