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Hey, i've got another question. I decided i wanted to show more interest in this girl i like. I have no
idea how to do this without sounding annoying... what do you do when you want to show interest in a girl (or do you do something completely different?)

Also, I don't have a driver's license (i'll be getting it pretty soon) but it makes dates weird, because it's cold outside, so walking sucks.

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Unfortunately you'll always sound annoying if the chick isn't into you.  I wouldn't try anything different.  Women are like horses; you have to always mount them from their left side.  Through the centuries, man has always gotten on a horse from its left side... try getting on a horse from the right side and you'll spook the shit out of it.  All this to stay, stick with what they are used to.  You have 2 chances MAX to show interest, after that, you'll certainly become annoying.  After your 2 chances, you have to patiently sit and wait for the harvest.  If none comes, you'll go hungry for the winter, but inevitably you'll be tilling the fields once again come spring.

I think girls always start off from the point where they think any guy that talks to them, likes them, unless they have no self esteem in which case.. easy score. But seriously, just talking to them is enough to show interest. Anything else, again, is annoying.  Subtly, is the best.  Don't sweat the driver's license thing, yeah it totally sucks but it makes the mission that much more rewarding because you have to travel further and wait longer...

So after talking to 'her' for a week or 2, and if by then she's still sorta laughing at your jokes and generally being receptive, then ask her out.  If she says 'no' then you can never graze their again.  Keep talking to her, but slowly phase her out... you can't make it look too obvious that her rejecting you was the cause to stop talking to her.  And because you can't keep your house full of 'friends' you need to learn to cycle them.  But remember never pounce too quickly because if you're pasture is small, you'll end up having asked them all out before your know it.

I have no idea why I'm using so many gay wild kingdom analogies.. but maybe that's what we really are.

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