Within the first seconds of Home Room starting up, you have already figured out who your victim is going to be.

You've starved all summer.  Sure, there was the that chick at the movies... but now, all in one room you have your pick of the litter. Everyday you can work your moves, your magic - they have nowhere to go, they're forced to be in the same class as you...

So why the phuck blow your nut during the first week? There's no rush. Yet you feel that all the goods will be used up if you don't hurry and make your move. You feel that she'll get swept away by the new quarterback, or worse, your best friend. Better act fast, there are only 200 days left of school

With your neurotic thoughts, you ask her out... On your date, you try to kiss her. You try again, then again. You just don't get it.

Soon enough, you've asked all the girls in your grade on a date - it's only November... You now have 7 months left of a shitty reputation.

Here's the thing, mystery. We are attracted to mystery. There is no fun in exposing yourself too quickly... if you're hairy... there's no fun in exposing yourself at all.

Don't give out too much, it shows desperation and insecurity. Sure you really, really... really like her.. but you need to slow down. She's more mature than you, so adjust your tempo and pace yourself.

If you lay it on the line and she rejects you, you'll have to spend the rest of the year sitting beside her in home room and THAT sucks.