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Carefully and patiently. For obvious reasons, you have to be medically careful. Make sure to wrap your willy up before you do anything with her. Chances are, her hoo-hoo has seen more action than Jessica Lynch.

Of course you also have to be patient. Let her run around and have her fun. Let her flirt. Remember you're only dating. If she wanted a boyfriend, you'd know. Don't get too serious. It's our tendency to want things we can't have... so what ends up happening is, we become too over bearing for her promiscuous ways and she dumps us. Leaving our balls blue but with our morals intact... Yippee!!!

Enjoy her promiscuity - it allows you to be a little pig too. So take advantage of it, 'cause you'll never find another tail that will allow you time to sow.

If you don't know if she's promiscuous, read this OR wait until fire comes out of your dick.

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