Here We Go Again...
Let's take this from the top... YOU Cannot win her back. "Winning," is something you do at an amusement park.
Our language is all messed up, You can't, "win" a girl nor, keep a guy. These terms refer to objects. Objects like a stuffed toy, sneakers, your fat head etc.
How Can I Win Her Back
So if we lose those possessive terms maybe we wouldn't act like such idiots when we get dumped.
Ahh who am I kidding, nobody has a rational mind after they get dumped and are reeling around like a gutted fish. You'll keep trying and trying..."but I love her."
Anyway, the best way to, "win" her back is to stop thinking that you can. I know, you don't want to hear it 'cause you're a blubbering little baby who thinks nobody else knows what you are going through. You think, "nobody has ever felt my pain..."
You think you're different and that maybe if you make her a tape she'll change her mind? What, you think you're the first guy to come up with such a, "clever" plan...?
True Story: This whiney little kid who lives with his mom got dumped by the woman of his dreams. Not knowing what to do, he called and called her house begging her to take him back. He kept calling until she changed her number.
"Hmm, maybe her number got disconnected, or the phone lines are down..." In total denial, he persisted. He made a tape for her. Not a music tape filled with sappy love songs and memories of their times together, worse.
He made an audio tape. That is to say, he made a tape with his voice on it. He filled up an entire 60 minute tape of his whining and crying.
He decided to bring it to her work. So, along with making an ass of himself, he's going to embarrass her in front of her friends and co-workers. Good plan. He'll win her back for sure.
At the last minute, our "victim" had a change of heart. Fortunately for us, he still decided to give her the tape, but not at work. Instead, he jammed the cassette through a small crack in his ass...
Instead of going into her place of employment, he decided to shove the tape in through her car window. Perfect.
You've caused the girl to change her phone number and to panic every time she walks the underground garage.
Keep it up, you're close. You almost have her.
