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Since time began here in America - and therefore, according to some, the rest of the world - people have been fascinated with the human body.

Now by 'people,"I mean, "guys"- and by, "The human body,"I mean, "naked chicks..."

Our fascination runs deep and our efforts are tireless. We will try anything to get a girl naked - so why is it, despite all of our efforts it is always the guys that strip first?

Desperation - yeah, but that's an easy one to figure out. I was thinking more like, clueless.

Say you're playing strip poker or not - you're flirting with a girl, having fun - you then proceed to take her top off - you ask her, you beg her, get her drunk - but then she says, "You take off your clothes first."

Like a bat out of hell ... and by "bat,"I mean, "Hard penis"and by "hell,"I mean, "Blue Balls,"You strip down to your boxers - all your cloths, on the floor. You stand there with a shit eating grin. And by shit eating grin, I mean, a shit eating grin.

It's now your turn to ask, "Okay, now you take off yours." She does, but only her top, leaving her bra on - score!!!

Wow dude, you got to see her bra and look at you, all stripped down to your bare feet - good job. Or as the indian dude on Dances with Wolves would say, "good trade."

Do you remember what happened to the Indians, Billy? Daaaat's right , they were horrible traders - well, not so much horrible as they were trusting.. regardless, look where it got them.

Guys - when you're goofing around with a girl that you just met and she's egging you on to take off your clothes, she just wants to see how pathetically easy you are. She wants to see how manipulative she can be. So unless she's getting naked too, that's all she wants to see.

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