Let's face it, men have more responsibility to be good in bed than women. By default, all women are good in bed. Some are fantastic, some simply mind blowing and some suck. But even the sucky ones are good in bed. Why? They have a pussy.

Even if a chick all but bit your dick off, you would go back for seconds. Whereas if a guy sucks in bed, he'll never hear from her again. Men need sex; so no matter how boring of a bang you are, we'll keep coming around until we find that special someone who knows how to make some noise...

Ladies, if you want to improve your status, here are a few simple things to try,

First off, don't bother with the candles, the incense the lingerie... Just fill the house with the smell of raw burning meat and loud drums... that'll get us aroused.

When you are taking it doggy style... what? you don't like doggy style? Well that's your first mistake.

Anyway, as he's slappin' up against you, reach around and give his sack a little tickle. Actually, always give it a little tickle no matter what position you are in. Be gentle, vewy vewy gentle we are hunting wabbits...

Be vocal. Most guys just grunt through the deed... that's because we are afraid to offend you. Oh how much we'd love calling you every dirty, degrading name there is as your face is squashed up against the head board... but we are nervous you may take it the wrong way.

So, initiate the dirty talk. Ladies you have to understand, we want to treat you like the women we download, so make sure to let us know you're okay with that...

Move your arms, your fingers, your tongue, explore the crooks and crannies... most guys like a little ass tickle too so give it a shot. He'll have no idea what hit him, and that's when you go from being good to being mind blowing.

Finally, don't linger around. - Once the two of you are done, get your little cuddle time over with and give us some space, some air. Hell, get out of bed and put your clothes on and leave the room before he does.. that'll confuse the shit out of him or at least make him really really happy.