So we've already gone over Getting In Her Pants and Girls In Bed, but now we must focus on how to get her to bed, or rather creating the opportunity where it's seamless...and I don't mean getting her drunk, although it's always easier.

Many, many weeks ago I had a date with a lady a little bit older... Being out of my comfort zone, I searched for things to do. What do older, working people do? Certainly not sit on the couch, get high and pass out. Well, not this particular philly anyway.

I decided what better than to meet her after work for 'cocktails' oh la, la... I met her at the bar 530 for drinks and hors d'oeuvres. Now of course that's fine, once. But how do you make it obvious that you want to go back to her place, without making it obvious? You pick her up at her place, then you drive to the bar in your car.

As our second date was ending, I realized, this sucks, I can't follow her home.. maybe with the headlights off she wouldn't see me. It's awkward to suggest, 'Hey why don't I follow you home' So, you have to wait until she asks you to follow her home, which at that point gives everyone too much time alone.

So after the first 'meet and greet' over half price drinks, the next time you meet her, it has to be in a situation where there is only one car. This way, you can finally face the question and answer you've been waiting for all night, 'Wanna Come Inside?' Which is a helluva a lot easier than, "Follow me to the light, then turn right, over the hills and far away.. turn left at Simcoe Street..."