I have heard, listened to and tried many different techniques on picking up the ladies. The simple truth is, no technique is a technique within itself.

You have to be comfortable with the fact that you are about to try to "pick" her up and no matter where you are, what you say or do, she and everybody else knows exactly what you are up to

We live in an age where everybody and everything has been exposed. Officially as of the 11th of September, we have all lost the right to take ourselves or our trivial situations seriously.

So who gives a shit about, "is your father a thief?... then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

The gig is up, you know you want this girl naked, she knows you want her naked it's just now a question of how you go about it.

But before you can imagine yourself laughing it up with the bar whore of your dreams, you gotta figure out where you want to find them.

Basically, it is possible to meet any type girl anywhere. For example, you can meet a really kind respectful girl in a noisy smoky bar. You can meet some ravaging whore while helping collect food for the poor.

You never can tell. So to try and predetermine where you'll meet and what kind of girl you'll meet may prove to be an exercise in futility.

If you still don't believe me, here are some suggestions where to meet the woman of your dreams...or of the night. Again, your choice.

Your Network of Friends
Oh sure it's a great way to meet someone with similar qualities as your friends. You can all go to parties together, hang out. It's a great way to spend time. It's also a great way to fuck up your friendship.

Imagine, your best buddy hooks you up with his girlfriend's friend... ya with me so far...

It's great for the first week or two, then you realize she's a bitch, she realizes you're an asshole and your friend is stuck in the middle. Nobody is mature enough to let it go, so you end up in an uncomfortable situation and swear you'll never take his advice again.

Stop comparing your dream situation to some scripted wonderland crap you see on TV.

The Bar Scene
There is nothing cheesy about meeting a girl in a bar.

But there is everything cheesy with the pathetic pick up lines you are using.

If you try to deny your reason for being in a bar, then you are an idiot.

A bar is no place to strike up meaningful conversation, you both know why you are there, so dispense with the pick up lines and get to it.

HIM: Hi, how are you?
TRANSLATION: Do you want to sleep with me?

HER: I'm alright, how are you?
TRANSLATION: Maybe. Keep talking and we'll see

The simplest of intentions all boil down to the same thing... will I see this girl naked?

Even though she may not be looking to be "picked up," she is looking for attention of some kind.

She is looking to flirt, she is looking for compliments, she is looking for conversation with anybody other than her drunk of a husband at home on the couch.

So if you are up for the challenge, oblige her. Just don't make an ass of yourself. Watch her body language. Does she really want you there?

Grocery Store
There are so many ways to strike up conversation in a supermarket. But remember, no matter where you are, what you say, it's always obvious what you are doing. After all why else are you starting a conversation with a stranger...?

HIM: "I noticed you bought the new and improved Tide laundry detergent"
HER: "What the fuck you doin' looking at my groceries, creep"

Try not to comment on anything that involves you having to "look" into her shopping cart or "over hearing" her talking to the butcher. Then you're more of a creep than the cute single bachelor that may need help picking out a ripe melon.

The Gym
Ouch. Do not pick up a girl at a gym. A spa/sissy health club maybe, but not in a gym. People go to the gym to relieve stress. Not to be stressed out by the creepy sweaty guy asking to work in with them.

After your workout, if there is a snack bar or health counter, then you can comment on the aerobic class you just took, or the latest pec-dec machine... but not while you're in the class or using the machines. Then you just look like a hack who doesn't take his workout's seriously.

And if a guy can't his body and workout seriously... how you gonna take her body seriously?

The Library Not the most conducive place for conversation, but at least you are an intellectual... or so you want her to think. If it's a school library, the opening lines are endless. "What do you think of that class?" "What was your grade on the final?" "Do you know any floor we can make out on?"

It's been said that "you have to watch out for the quiet ones." It's absolutely true. Librarians are infamous for it. So make a trip to your school or local library and sus out the scene. It's worth it.

Where Can I Meet A Chick

These are only 5 obvious places to meet women. There are millions more. In the elevator, in line at a bank at a wedding, a funeral, a bris. Anywhere!!! Just be tactful. And remember, the hotter the girl, the more idiots she has learned to deal with. So make sure you are on top of your game.

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