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Would You Exchange A Walk On Part In The War... For A Lead Role In A Cage...You look around your office and you have determined that you are the best looking girl in your car pool. You are the best looking receptionist, and the best looking secretary..

It makes you feel good to know that all the boys in
the mail room think about you during their afternoon toss in the restroom...

You love the way the UPS guy dances his eyes up
your short skirt... You eat it up.

You are by far, the hottest "assistant" your boss has
seen.

So why then are you stuck working as a receptionist? If you think you are so hot and make everyone around you aware of the fact that you think you are so hot, why not go out and be a model... surely you can make more in one photo shoot than you can in a year sitting at your
cubicle.

Or perhaps you enjoy being a hot fish in an ugly pond... If you work in a small office answering phones all day, filing papers, fetching coffee, then of course Dilbert is gonna think you're hot, he's been staring at a
computer screen all day...

But always remember where you work. If you were really that hot, you wouldn't be taking dictation, you'd just be taking dick. 'Cause no hot girl ever really works.

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