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Like most immature men, I often imagined what it would be like to be woman... You get to play with your tits all day and have sex whenever and with whomever you wanted. I'd be such a whore.

All the attention, being a woman must be great... until you start to sag and wrinkle, then it's not so fun. Now along with the pressures of finding a good career and making babies, you have to worry about your sagging ass and flabby triceps.

Women, on a daily basis have to fight for their place among the herd. They have to keep up with the young secretaries, the new fashions and the latest diets to stay in the game.

Whereas men, don't really need to change. Their attitudes, yes, but on the whole, men don't feel the pressure to change their appearance nearly as much as women. Why? We age differently.

Except for our beer gut, and our old jersey from high school - men don't need to adjust our wardrobe nearly as much as women.

The short skirt you always wear, needs to be replaced with a longer one to hide your new varicose veins... the scoop neck top... well now you gotta find something to cover up your 50 year old scarecrow neck.

Women have to adjust their wardrobe with age, men just have to adjust. We have to adjust to that new extra ass cheek of yours.

Everyday women are reminded of their mortality - pictures of hot, sexy young chicks bombard their psyche everyday turning them even more neurotic.

God isn't fair. Women certainly have the power, but they have to work a hell of a lot harder to keep it. Now get on that Stairmaster!!!

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