Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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Dating Advice - Females

Someone Get That Girl A Mirror
Saturday December 16th, 2006

I understand that low cut jeans are the thing to wear. Personally, I thank God for them everyday, but just because they make them, doesn't mean you have to wear them.  (except Jillian of course...)

The same of course goes for baby doll T's and other revealing clothing. Especially when your epidermis is pouring over your waist like an oil spill. Not every girl should be seen in less.

Fat doesn't always mean sexy. Especially when your shoved into an outfit 9 sizes too small. Don't you have friends, a mirror, self respect? Dress up to compliment yourself, you're not in a zoo.

But of course, you'll always make friends.


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