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Summertime rocks. Chicks are out in full force. I was walking into town the other day having a great time looking at all the honeys and their big round tits.

I mean the thought going through my head of course was, did 15 year old girls look like this when I was 15? Of course they did but a 15 year old boy doesn't notice as much. Fucking Dungeons and Dragons...

At 15 we know we are horny we know we want to get off, We don't know why we are horny, we just are... it's right around this point that I start to see kids slip up. At 15 it's enough to be horny. It's enough to have big tits. It doesn't matter if you are wearing shitty clothes or if you have greasy hair or you have no conversational skills. You have big tits and that's all the boys see.

I saw this one girl with a great set of tits. She was about 16. She was wearing those tight stretchy pants. As she walked by, I of course stared at her ass. It was a sad sight. It was all cratery and dimply like your typical cellulite filled cottage cheese dumper. It wouldn't be so bad if she had had a few kids and lived a few years but she was 16.

See, if you don't have the full package, then don't act as if you do. You'll just end up disappointing people. Just cause we are starring at your tits doesn't mean a thing. We are men. We'll stare at anything we don't have.

If you have a great pair of tits, let the world know it. Be proud and show them off. If you have great tits but have a fat saggy ass do us a favor, don't walk around like own the place. Your great round tits will only last you so long. Meanwhile that ass of yours won't be getting any smaller.

So enjoy the glances while you are young. Surround yourself with false securities at 16. The glances will turn into leers and the leers into ogling. By the time you are 25 you'll be so sick of men leering at you you'll wish you had never started dressing like a cheap whore in the first place.

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