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Well the good news is you can find out exactly what to do by simply spending, $29.97 - the nice thing is you can pay with paypal, so finding that man of your dreams has never been easier.

I was having a look at my sites traffic - amazed that more than 10 people even the site, I looked at my key search words - what are people are typing up to find the site? Turns out 'How to get a boyfriend' is a popular search term. I typed it up in Google, and sure enough SM is ranked number 3. Poor kids.

Anyway, up above the #1 spot, is a sponsored link "How To Get A Boyfriend" Curious, I clicked on the link entered my name and my buddy's email address - and was taken to the Promised Land - EVERYTHING a woman needs to know when picking up a guy. EVERYTHING she needs to know about keeping him... PLUS so much more - all yours for a free 7 day trial. IF you don't cancel, no worries, they'll automatically bill your credit card.

Now the first thing I thought was, anyone who's going to fork out 30 bucks on a book on how to pick up guys - deserves to be alone.

We've gone over this loads of times. There is no book, not one that you can read in your lifetime anyway, that will help you pick up men or women. Sure there are books that will help you learn how to behave around the opposite sex and books that will help you understand the inner working of people - but because we are all different, unless that book is a million pages long, there's no way we can learn how to catch and keep a man or woman for $30.

For example, the author explains:

Mistake #1: Leading A Man To Think You Are "Needy" And "Insecure"

I absolutely agree, but what if the man enjoys that role of being needed?

Mistake #2: Appealing To His "Sexual" Side Instead Of His Emotional Side

Sure thing buddy... if you say so. When have you ever heard of a man complaining about 'my wife doesn't appeal to my emotional side.' If you do, kick him in the nuts for me. I'm sure that after a year or so of just having wild and crazy sex all the time - the guy might want to open up and talk - but to list it as MISTAKE # 2...?

Let's shed a little light here... SM says,

Mistake # 1: Don't bitch, complain or whine.

Mistake # 2: stop being so annoying and demanding.

There, 2 simple situations to ALWAYS avoid. The rest, you'll have to play it by ear.

Here are some things you can do: Be aloof, don't give him what he wants right away. Make him work for it. Don't be a tease, don't be a whore. Have self respect, don't be desperate, have confidence, know what you want in a relationship and smell good.

The thing is, we are all different. Sure, there are the basic emotions, but how we handle them within ourselves is different from person to person... so unless we can cover every situation from chatting up a woman in a grocery store, to picking up a guy at a funeral, it's impossible to teach people how to 'pick up guys' or 'pick up girls'. If you're socially inept, blame your parents.

Because every situation is different, only you can determine how you're going to approach it. With some basic intelligence, observation and a few awkward years of trial and error soon you will gradually learn how to attract the opposite sex.

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