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Dump On Them For Me...

It's been asked, "how do I get him/her to dump their boyfriend/girlfriend for me?"

A simple answer would be, let them figure it out.

But while I'm at it, let me ask, "what kind of person are you?"

What kind of person are you to want to inflict "pain" on somebody else. Hey I know, you can start a rumor. That's always cool. Tell everyone what a back stabbing, lying, cheating bitch of girl she is... start spread awful lies about her. He'll dump her for sure.

If that doesn't work, flirt with him and get him to flirt with you. That will get her so mad, she'll dump him. Leaving both of them pissed off and upset. Then, he'll turn to you wondering why he never asked you out... It's a perfect plan. It'll work for sure.

In the event you're still reading this, and you haven't gone off to call all your gossipy friends... AND, in the event you can't tell reality from fiction, I'm kidding.

It seems to be the American way, that if you don't have it, lie steal and cheat until you do. So, that's really where your question is going?

"How can I get him to dump her..." Basically, "what can I do to get what I want."

How are reality shows are so painfully popular? Because people love watching other people whore themselves out for a buck. People will do anything for money or what they perceive as, "fame."

The most powerful person is one who is satisfied with what they have. If you're always wanting something, you'll never be satisfied, even when you have it.

So, my advice - leave the happy love birds alone until they inevitably break-up on their own... don't start learning bad habits - You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you'll find you get what you need.

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