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So what you can do is, swear you'll love her 'till the end of time...tell her you'll be there for her... you'll comfort her blah blah.. but most importantly, tell her, "my parents won't be home for 2 hours.."

But seriously, why would you want to have sex with someone that you have to convince? Why, because we're men and we take what we can get.

Sleeping with a virgin is a big responsibility. First of all, she'll never ever forget you. You'll always be referred to as "my first fuck." So, you'd better come out swingin'... No you idiot - it's an expression - I don't mean bring another girl along...

If you're looking for a good time - A virgin isn't the way to go. If you're looking for posterity.. then yeah, snag one.

If you are ready to handle a bit of nervousness, tension and lying out of your ass, then you are ready to convince her.. If you are ready to break your promises and break her heart..you are ready to convince her.

Ladies, please don't be easily swayed by the One Eyed monster. It will do and say anything you need to hear...

Why so bitter? Because a guy's word only lasts as long as his hard on. Before you know it.. "you'll be praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive.."

If you were really honest about your feelings towards her, you wouldn't worry about "convincing her," Instead you'd let her convince you.