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How to get a hot guy when your ugly... Become a whore. Unfortunately it's really the fastest way to get his attention. But once you get it, you'll lose it, just like your self esteem.

Who says you're ugly?

Guys are idiots and it doesn't get any better with age, well maybe a bit better. We tend to notice attractive women more often than ugly ones. Even knowing hot chicks are void of any substance, we still want them and lust after them.

But you're kind, considerate and thoughtful... so is my mom.

Whatever you do, don't let "the hot guy" walk all over you. In an attempt to get him to notice you: you'll do his homework, buy his lunch, make him stuff... you'll do everything that a hot chick doesn't have to do.

But in the end, none of your back breaking kindness will ever turn his head. So keep your dignity and move on.

Eventually as we get older, it's your kindness and thoughtfulness that'll we'll need. So pace yourself, it's along race. Soon enough, guys will be running after you. Cause we all need a mom.

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