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For every ugly woman, there is a horny guy. If you're an ugly chick and you don't care about your self esteem, go ahead and wear that extra tight baby T, let your fat belly and tits fall all around and you and I guarantee you'll make "friends."

You'll make friends with every greasy pig of a man...ahh, who am I kidding, we all all greasy pigs of men.

Anyway, we'll pay attention to you, we'll imagine the fun we could have with all that walrus fat you are carrying around and then we'll never talk to you again.

Shocking isn't it? Shocking that men, guys, boys and pigs just want to unload 7 minutes of frustration on you and send you on your merry way...

So, how do you avoid this? Well, first off you can start by realizing that you are not that special. He likes you because he is horny. High school kids, especially guys, haven't evolved enough to pay attention to anyone but themselves and their needs. And, their needs are to get laid and to tell their friends.

We all so desperately want to be excepted by our peers so it's natural to think that, "if I put out, he'll like me more" Well, he won't. He may tell you he does but that's only because he's not done with you.

But he promised he'd love me... Idiot. "Love" doesn't exist in High School. If it did, then why the hell are our kids all so fucked up? Kids (boys and girls) confuse love for their bulbous throbbing hormones. They don't love you, they love the feeling you give them, and that feeling will only go away with the help of your delicate stroke...

When you find youself crying and blubbering over Jimmy, because he dumped you and he promised he'd love you forever... you will only have yourself to blame why? Because you knew all along he just wanted to get laid, and you were the one to oblige him.

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