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It happens to the best of us - we get a little toilet paper caught between our ass crack. Maybe some tangled up in the hair back there - whatever, wherever, it's easily cleaned up by some running water or if you're really nasty, by pulling at it with your fingers... yum.

However you go about cleaning yourself, please make sure you check your area before you play.

In recent conversation with my mom, I remembered some of the vagina I have come across in my life...

One in particular struck me - this chick had toilet paper stuck in her pubic hair. I was drunk, so I did what any respectable man would do - I picked it out with my teeth and continued on with the job. A good soldier never leaves his post!!!

Ladies, no matter how drunk you may be, please make sure to pull out any items you may have hanging off your muff. It's really not very becoming.

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