Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick... Yes ladies - that's
all a guy wants to give you.

As confusing a concept as it is, people still make
money off this basic advice.

Books, talk shows, magazines, movies... all dedicated to one thing. Sex.

Sex is the only reason we do anything. It's the only thing we all have in common, the need to procreate.

So why do women, and men always get hurt? Because everyone is telling us how to feel and act. There is so much noise and interference from "Advice Specialists" that we lose sight of our primal urge. - To Fuck.

Women fool themselves into thinking that men really like them. I mean of course we like them, it's just we would rather spend a Sunday afternoon watching sports with the guys than mowing the  lawn under your charming crow like watch.

My Dog - My dog licks my face and in particular my mouth, why? Because she thinks I have food for her. Millions of years ago, mom dogs would return from the wild with food in their mouth's. So the pups learned to grab at the mouth... which leads us to their present instinct of licking the mouth.

So, much like the instincts of my dog, we (men) have been conditioned since the beginning of time to suckle on a woman's breast. It's food.

Though we know there is none to be had... We are still drawn to your food.

What I'm getting at is, instinct. We are still the caveman of 100 000 years ago, why expect us to change?

There is no such thing as "going to lunch with your ex."

The only reason he'll ever call you is to, get some. So please don't kid yourself. He doesn't want to be friends. He just wants to find out if he still has a chance... he's looking for a chink in your armour.

I'm pretty much all over the place with this topic - dogs, lunch, chinks... I'm just trying to get it though your cranium that he's only ever gonna want sex from you. So get used to it and take advantage of it.