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In life, there is no single moment of time we can ignore or take for granted. In theory, no single moment is greater than the next. No moment should be over looked, blah blah. In the year 2001, we should all now realize that there is an energy in our environment that we have to learn to work with or we are fucked. It may be a Chaos Theory, Karma, A higher being. Whatever it is, it is "out there."

If we are not happy, we need to look at how we are living our day and draw experiences of the previous day, etc. It makes sense no matter what principles you choose to live by. Sunny days. Sundays. Man, Sundays. I beg of you, is there anything better than a Sunday wake and bake? There are many wonderful moments that ensconce us daily.

Now on the other side of it all, there is death. It's inevitable, we all know it, but some of us haven't really felt how inevitable it truly is. It's a more difficult concept to grasp. No one knows for sure what it's all about. There are insights and scriptures of all languages that enlighten us, but for our limited physical knowledge, we can only guess what it's like.

An easier concept to grasp is, "youth." The older we get the more we want to stay young. We strive for it. We want to live longer. Obvious.

Enjoy your youth. Take your time. Don't rush anything. Phuck, I wish I were 18 again. "I wish I knew then what I know now." Wow. It's tough listening to your parents. It's hard to listen to advice from anyone.

But man, the one piece of advice you need to listen to is this, enjoy everything your girlfriend offers you. You'll be 35 one day checking out 16 year old high school girls; yelling at the 16 year old boys to drop their attitude and and appreciate what the old guys can't have.

When I was 15, I always wondered why 15 year old chicks liked 19 year old guys. It's now painfully obvious why.

So, if you're reading this and you're 15 - where are your parents? If you are 15 and reading this, please please please realize that any guy over 25 wants what you have. Physically of course. Wait that doesn't sound right.

We want your girlfriend. So smarten up, live large, treat her well and remember every crevasse on her body. When you are 45 years old, all crotchy and alone at least you can remember what she was like.

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