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Okay, here's the thing - if you have a deformity or some other hidden secret, don't draw attention to yourself by being hot.

I met a really hot girl last night but as soon as she opened her mouth - I felt like as if Shamu had just finished licking me. I was covered in spit.

Why draw more attention to yourself by dressing all sexy? Why go for the collegen lips job when you already talk like a cartoon?

Sure, the theory goes - if you got it, flaunt it. Great, but be prepared when we run off if in horror and disbelief.... be prepared when we come back with angry villagers looking to burn you at the stake.

It's false advertising...and sure you may be doing everything you can with what God gave you... minus the ass fat in your lips... but you will become more insecure when it becomes painfully obvious that men only want to look at you and not hear from you.

Wouldn't you grow more insecure knowing that people are attracted to you only for your looks? Because, looks fade and they wear thin.

So, if you you want to dress up all hot, make sure you've got something to say - and if you do - make sur
e not to spit all over them.

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