Pop culture Politics Perversion Advice Speedmonkey.net

Details

Rate

Images

I understand the concept of obesity. I even empathize with those who legitimately suffer from it. Think about having to get used to always being picked last. Laughed at, poked at, teased, kicked okay maybe not kicked. No, actually I'm sure some of us (present company excluded of course) have kicked a fat guy before.

Anyway, we can only imagine that it's not great for self-esteem. We are not in the 17th Century and nobody is going to paint your fat naked ass and display it in a museum. So why is it I see fat kids? There is a tiny percentage of the population that can claim it's genetic. But the rest of you, stop encouraging your kids to eat like you and be lazy like you.

Again, this is not directed to those of us who really do we everything
possible to stay fit..blah blah. This is for the lazy fucks who teach their kids their poor habits.
"Here ya go son, have 10 cookies before dinner." "So you're 5 years old and weigh 130 pounds. Mom and dad love you. When you are in your teens you can go through the same hell we did. Then you can pass it on to your kids."

I mean you know how nice kids are. By the time your child is 6, they become aware of their physical minority. They have been picked on and harassed for over a year. By the time they are 8, they have a well suited nickname. This goes on: until they are sticking their finger down their throat trying desperately trying to fit into their size 1/2 pants so Brad and his friends can notice them.

So, to whom this may concern it's not because I discriminate that I write this (maybe just a bit) it's for your children. Help them work on their self esteem. We live in a shitty society where physical appearance does matter. It's just the way it is. So next time you're about to give Jimmy that sausage roll at 10 PM, think about how good it felt to be picked after the wheelchair kid on your school basketball team.

Read more dating advice

Name
Email
Comment