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So for some time now, SM has been stating the obvious: Men only want one thing, sex. And it may come as a surprise to you, but the Monkey is no different.

But how? Never mind how... I mean, when, where and yes... how. How to go about scoring women?

We know by now that it's the woman that picks the man. Again, we might think we're the clever ones, but it's the women that determine how long she'll put up with your cheesy conversation.

But there's one other variable that's completely out of our control: timing. Sure, you may have all your mac daddy games ready to kick it wif da gurl of your dreams (Did I say that right?) but if she's just not into getting picked up or scammed on or even spoken to, take your pride and walk on. Quickly.

We know that hot girls are hit on all the time, the grocer is paying extra attention to her, the gas attendant is filling up here car at a self serve station.. sometimes, from what I understand as truth, women like to be left alone. Unlike men who pretty much always welcome the conversation of a lady.

Yes, men are all the same, but we all need to meet someone. Women have the luxury of basically having men fall all over them. Whether or not they are men of quality, is another story. Women are asked out and proposed to dozens of times in a day or a week. Maybe a year, for some of the uglier ones.

Your success depends on her mood. If she's into getting 'hit on' or If she's 'out there, playing the game' i.e if she's looking for a guy, then you're chances of procurement are greatly improved. It's also pretty phucking tough to crack open your best conversation in a contrived environment. i.e. a bar.

The bar scene can sometimes be tough - There's not many choices in conversation and opening lines can prove awkward at best. Because you don't know anything about, 'the girl at the bar' whatever you say is going to sound stupid and contrived.

Whereas if you're in say, a Yoga class or at school, you at least have something to talk about. But DON'T start talking to her right away, you have to establish a routine of going on the same day, week in and week out. So when you do go and talk to her weeks and after seeing her at the same class, saying 'hello' to her is more justified. And more importantly, natural.

We all want to meet someone, but timing is everything and so is creativity. So if you see that one girl you like - take your time. Sure go ahead and run your risks trying to scam on other women, but leave that 'one special' girl alone to graze for a while. Like a turkey before Thanksgiving, you want to fatten her up before you eat it.

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