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If I did, I'd know what you are thinking. So in the meantime, please, for the love of God, tell me!!!

For those of you guys who are fortunate enough to be in a beautiful relationship, you've undoubtedly have fallen victim to, 'Well you should have known.'

For those of you who haven't it goes something like this:

Scene 1: Bar

Guy: Honey, I'm gonna get a drink, do you want anything?

Girl: Yeah, coffee.

Bartender : No coffee

Guy: (shouts back to girl over the music) No coffee.

Girl: Okay.

Guy: (Orders his drink)

When the guy returns to the table with only his drink - the girl replies, "Fine, I'll get my own drink" and storms off.

Now had the girl asked for an alcoholic drink and the bar didn't have it, then perhaps the guy would have been inclined to ask what other drink she wanted...

But how is the guy supposed to know that if they didn't have coffee, you'd go for a Jack & Coke?

Furthermore, when I ...oops, I mean, when the guy said to you.. 'no coffee' and you simply replied with an 'okay' that generally means 'cool, forget it then.'

You see when somebody wants something, they generally ask for it. Phuck knows women love to talk so is it that difficult for them to tell us what they want rather than leave us guess and inevitably be wrong?

Just get it over with and yell at us before we go out - this way we can get on with our lovely evening..

Is this some kind of test? Cause we're obviously failing at it.. so just give us the answers damn it!!

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