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Dating Advice - Both

Hunt It Down And Kill It

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So it's a well established fact among your buddies that you have the hottest girlfriend among them. In fact, you're the only one with a girlfriend. And everytime you go out, you make sure everyone knows she's your girlfriend.

You hold her hand, you stroke her hair, you wrap your arm around her ... in fact you drape your whole phucking body over her.

She's the hottest girl in the club and you're so scared that she's going to wander 3 or 4 feet that you practically tie yourself around her forcing her to drag you around the room, like a dead weight.

Every guy is eyeing her, you know it - but you're not sure how to act, so you do what you think is best, you lean over and start kissing her. Wrong. She's in the middle of having a good time. She's enjoying the music, sipping her drink, soaking up the scenery and here you are clambering all over her trying to mark your territory...

Settle down - the harsh reality is your chick is hot and everybody is going to try to steal your thunder so you'd better get used to it. Let her roam around, let her flirt. Phuck, if she can even scam a free drink, let her. Give her room, give her all the rope she needs, you'll soon find out if she hangs herself or if your left hung to dry.