So I'm chatting with this girl over the weekend and she starts telling me about these guys she's been with. I know, I know...great ice breaker.  She tells me of this one guy she's currently banging...

He's balding, a bit over weight and is a bit shorter than her...BUT, she continues, he's the best sex she's ever had.  In fact, she goes on to tell me that she laughs to herself thinking, 'this is the last guy who should have confidence.'

After a quick thought, I figured, the reason the guy is so good in bed is because he has nothing to lose.  He leaves it all at the door and goes to town.  He realizes that he's the luckiest guy in the world that a girl is even with him, so there's no holding back and no hang ups.  I figure the same is true for chicks. 

There's some girls who are so concerned about what the guy is thinking that the can't let loose.  Whereas 'ugly' chicks already know what we are thinking, they ignore it and get down to business. They are not concerned if we think they are fat or ugly, it's too late for that.  Chances are we don't give a shit.  We're either too drunk or too horny to care about details.  Ask me in about  7 minutes, I may have a different opinion so time to act now.  Remember, a bird in your hand is worth two in your bush!

So there you have it, another proven scientific fact from SM to help get you through your day.  Concern yourself less with what your partner is thinking and more with what you should be doing.