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I'm usually really appreciative of some good, nasty, TRUE social commentary, which is what I' m assuming your site is trying to portray. Things could be considered okay (mediocre little essays at best, though...) if you left the ragging on women out of it.

There are a lot of really cool chicks out here who don't particularly care for the women among the human population who make their fellow people crazy with constant bitching and "henpecking". It's fine to comment on the subject but don't lump us all into one category. I know a lot of cool, hardcore guys who are way too intelligent and UP on the true psychology of human nature to appreciate anything like that.

So, blammo, you miss a huge part of your target audience... Guys that CAN read and aren't complete choads! (I'm assuming you don't really give a fuck if any females enjoy or recommend your site.) Later.

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I always seem to get emails from women who insist that what I am writing about is simply untrue. Many women feel that I lump all men and women together and do nothing but bitch... First off, if we didn't practice some kind of stereotype, there would never be an end.. we'd go on and on (wait, we already do...)

When this world began we only had a couple of instincts.. (see Maslow) and guess what.. we still have them. However the only difference is, now we have people to tell us what we need; we no longer depend on our instincts as much as we did 100's of years ago.

So while our reader may think she knows a 'lot of cool guys who don't appreciate that,' she's sadly mistaken. It's just that the, 'cool guys' that she is referring to are smart enough to keep their emotions to themselves. She has no idea what guys talk about. Much like guys simply can't believe how raunchy girls talk when they get together, our reader hasn't a clue what 'cool guys' really say when they're 'in the locker room.'

So yes, your 'cool hard core guys' are intelligent. They are intelligent enough to keep their bitching private. Also, they're not 'your friends,' they're guys. They want to phuck you.

Now, what the phuck is a 'blammo?' Isn't that a word from the comic books.. when Superman socks Lex Luther in the jaw... 'BLAMMO'

Or... did you mean BLAMO? as in 'I BLAME' people... Hmmm.. here's a suggestion - when you're throwing your stones, make sure to hurl one at yourself.

CHOADS? is that a word you learned from your 'hardcore cool guys' or is that a word you learned while downing shots with the Indigo Girls?

The facts remain - men want sex from women. Women want sex from men. Women drive men looney and men frustrate the hell out of women. And in between moments of calmness and beauty.

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