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It's a common myth that men stray from their haggard wives and that women, who become the haggard wives, stick by their lump of a man through thick and thin.

Well it's 2002 and the last I looked, older women are looking hotter and healthier than ever. So what does this mean for us men? It means we can no longer become the fat stinky ball scratchers who sit on the couch all weekend that we so want to be. After all, we work hard all week long to provide you with such stellar, standard conditions. Give a man a break.

Women no longer have to worry about their bodies losing to gravity. They no longer have to worry about being all used up. With all the health and cosmetic options available today, women can keep their sex appeal well into their 20's.... no but really, women can look hot and sexy at 60!!!

So guys, we can no longer afford to let ourselves go. Why? 'cause there is some hot young stud waiting in the wings who is dying to give your deserted under appreciated wife the time of her life.

It's no longer only the women that need to look good for their husband's. Men have to keep up their end of the deal cause the options are becoming plentiful.

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