I always thought that women were ahead of the game. I always thought they knew how simple men are. It turns out that there are a few women who need a bit of light shed on the "simplicity of men."
Lets start off by saying that a man will stare, glance or look at every tit that crosses his eye. Of course some guys stare longer than others, some are painfully obvious but we all do it.
So ladies, please get used to it or at least understand that it's nothing personal.
We will always want "the chick over there."The other woman. Why? we have yet to conquer her.
I realize this it's not dating advice per say, but it's important to start with a foundation. For men, sex is all about conquer. For some reason we need to spread our seed, or rather our ego. "I want her to know how good I am." "I want to rule this jungle, Ugh!"
So, back to the advice. Men have three basic areas of interest. Sex, women and sports. "Sex" and "women" don't have to mean the same thing.
Men love getting caught up in the drama of women. Men love women just for being. Their smell, their skin, their walk, they drive us nuts. I hate them for that.
All my energy goes into one thing, release. And that, is where the sex comes in. Now it's man's turn. No time for smells, or soft skin rubs. Animal sex is want we want. Anytime we say we want to cuddle, it's a lie. We want to dominate then sleep. Love us for it.
Eventually, men may open up and talk about relationships with their parents, blah blah. But their immediate basic interests consist of the aforementioned subjects.
So ladies, try and make light conversation about, "the playoffs" or, "look at that chick's ass." Order a beer, and we'll never leave you.
Men will endure any boring conversation and feign interest in anything a woman says. 'Cause he's not listening. He's just thinking of a better way to look down her top.
Men will express interest in what you have to say, but they are really thinking about how much longer he has to wait until he gets you naked. Moreover, he is thinking about what he is going to have to do to see you naked. And of course, what he's going to do to you once he get's you naked.
Ladies, have fun with it, talk about the most ridiculous crap. You'll see. Guys will nod their head in agreement. Like dogs through hoops!!!
Once he has sex with you, he will begin to lose interest. Perhaps not immediately, perhaps you'll have sex a few more times, but as sure as you are born - he will lose interest after he conquers you. What you now must do, is find a way to keep his interest. Try waiting before sleeping with him. But do not be a bitch and tease him. Always leave them wanting more.
Remember, this "advice" is for the casual relationship...but even in marriage, the main ingredient is friendship. The both of you will eventually think about screwing other people. That doesn't mean you'll do it, it just means you just think about it. Why is it married couples end up having sex only a few times a month after after a few years... they would love a change for a day or two but it no longer becomes worth giving up what you have.
Let the games begin - how do the both of you keep interest in one another. That topic is too lengthy for any one book. However many people have made lots of money claiming they have the solution on finding the "perfect guy/girl." Truth is, individuals are like snowflakes. Now try to match two of them. There is no, one answer or solution.
So allow your man to look at other women. As long as he doesn't embarrass you. Besides, allowing him to ogle women gives you a valid excuse to keep on looking at men.
Understand our simple interests. And love us for them. But don't try to make "playoff's conversation" if you really don't have a clue or care cause you'll sound like an idiot who's trying to impress him. Enjoy your differences.
Eventually he will open up. Then his true intellect will be revealed. He may turn out to be a real insightful guy - he may be into spirituality, he may be into reading. He will be into anything to get into you.
Be happy if all he likes is sports, women and sex. You could do a lot worse. You could meet a guy who lives with his mom who has serious dependency issues. Or someone who is mysterious. Why would anyone want someone who is all complex and dark. Too many headaches. Life is simple. Follow it's lead.
The Perfect man is only in your head.
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