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I Don't Feel The Sun Coming Up Today

You quit your job, switch girlfriends, get a new haircut and you start working out...

It's all going well until about month 4.. that's when you realize, 'Phuck me, it's all the same shit!' The job you were so eager to start .. well it turns out to be the same shit... different day. They don't just make these expressions up.

All of your co-workers have the same gripes as your former office monkey's. Your boss - same dick as the last one.

You see, it's the nature of a business to get as much out of you at the least expense to them - so you really can't blame them. Every 9 - 5 is the same for the Drone in Sector G.

Then you find out your new girlfriend has the same complaint, 'we never do anything anymore' as your last one... It's nag, nag, nag...

You see, it's the nature of a girlfriend to want the best for herself at the most expense to you.. so you really can't blame them.

So now all you are left with is a stylish haircut on which you spent too much - but it helped get your new job and impressed your new girlfriend And a new gym membership which you're gonna need to find a new girlfriend and hopefully a new job.

Don't be too quick to change your surroundings because you'll just end up miserable when you discover that you've wasted all your time and energy to get back into the same situation you've been trying to get out of.

If you're unhappy, have a look at yourself before pointing fingers. For every finger you point, three are pointing back at you.

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