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Summer's here and the time is right for leaving your bras at home - From 8 miles away, on a foggy day in London...town, we can hypnotically follow those sacks of milk as the bounce merrily along Picadilly... We can spot them from anywhere.

If we were snipers, ahh, you get the idea. We love watching them and you love us for watching them...why else would you wear cellophane for a shirt.

As we watch them jiggle past, we suddenly get confused by the beige bra strap you are so carelessly displaying. What the fcuk? If you're gonna go ahead and show off your tits by wearing a tight little tank top - go the distance let 'em hang...or at least get a sexy bra.

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