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A few weeks back, tired of 'hanging out' with this chick… and by 'hanging out' I mean, 'having sex with' I told her that I started seeing someone else and that we could no long 'hang'.  Of course none of it was true, but it was the best to avoid being a total dick.  I wasn't going to tell her the truth now was I?!  

No, no, no. Tell her you have a girlfriend, and then call her a few weeks later when you're bored, and tell her you broke up with the mysterious 'other girl' and you now want to 'hang' again. That’s much better for her self-esteem and ego...

On to the point, which, like most of my stories, is very obscure if there even is one...

The girl I put, 'on the side' ran into a friend of mine.  She asked him, 'Oh, how's his girlfriend doing?' Confused, my buddy said/asked, 'Girlfriend?' At that point, he didn't even have to say anything because the butthead look on his face totally gave everything away.  
Always back up your friend.  Think of it as being in a massive foxhole during wartime (when else would you be in a foxhole).  She can come up to you and say, 'Oh, I hear he's in the hospital with a concussion' and without batting an eye, as if playing poker with Ben Affleck, you must respond with a straight face and depending on the situation you say 'bad' or 'good' and move on.  Worry about the details later. 

Never at any point blow his cover.  Unless you want her to blow your… well, you get the idea.  And if your buddy is already lying to her, then why the hell not?
 

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