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Put down your faggy car phone, use your indicator when you change lanes and drive. Asshole.

Tip of the Month - More is Not better.

Ladies, MORE perfume is NOT better. When applying perfume realize this, even though you cannot smell it (cause you're the one patting' it on) EVERYONE else can.

Guys: Louder is NOT better. Whenever you watch a group of guys around girls, there is always one guy who is talking the loudest or "doing stunts on his bike" or whatever. Whatever it is you are doing, it is painfully obvious that you need attention.

We all crave attention. Even the coolest guy in your class needs to be validated. But remember, there are other ways to get attention than being a loud obnoxious show off gecko. Chicks dig mystery. So play it cool.