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Surfers V. Paparazzi

Filed under gossip

Check out this phucking great video shot in Malibu. It seems that the local surfers were pissed off that the paparazzi were hiding behind rocks trying to snap pics of Matthew Mcconaughey. Part 1 Part

Mircea Monroe Into The Blue Pics

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Well it only stands to reason that if you're going to make a movie in Hawaii about beaches, bikinis and boobies, you may as well learn to surf. Here's our very own Mircea Monroe taking a break from Into The

Matthew Mcconaughey Is An Asshole!

Filed under SM rants

Matthew Mcconaughey is an an asshole and if I have to explain why, you're not looking at these pictures close enough. The 3 of you reading this, know SM loves his women..in fact, the larger the better. But