Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

SM RANTS & RAVES
     

Advertise Here

All images that appear on the site are copyright their respective owners and SpeedMonkey claims no credit for them unless otherwise noted. If you own the rights to any of the images and do not wish them to appear on the site please contact us at monkey (@) speedmonkey.net, and they will be promptly removed.

Do you want to search for images instead? You can now do this directly from the gallery!

Filed under gossip
thumb
As one of the world's biggest stars, Mariah Carey doesn't know the meaning of the word No. But it appears Britain's health and safety officials are about to teach her. They have flatly turned down her demands to be
Filed under gossip
thumb
I wonder what these chicks would do if Vegas didn't exist?!  Never mind that, what would they do if cosmetic surgery, botox and lipo suction didn't exist?!  I tell you what they'd be doing, they'd be working at
Filed under gossip
thumb
For a chick who's been around the block more than TMZ paparazzi and who's graced the covers of every single supermarket tabloid, Jennifer sure likes to stay hidden.  Maybe she's trying to keep that veil of illusion
Filed under gossip
thumb
Well it looks like someone finally sat down with Kristen and told her to step up, stop dressing like a phucking hood rat and start dressing like the celebrity she's become.  Sure it's cool to look like a boy on your own
Filed under gossip
thumb
Britney Spears has been left distraught over claims that she disappointed fans with her lip-syncing while on tour in Australia. The pop star is 'extremely upset' over the backlash, her promoter admitted, because 'she's
Filed under gossip
thumb
I know, I know...Miley is an artist and she loves to perform.  Isn't that what you always say Billy Ray?  She just loves people and she loves to express herself and how she a light in a world of darkness. 
Filed under NSFW
thumb
It's Thursday which means my brain starts shutting down thinking its the weekend so in order to help ease the pain that we have one more day left in the week, I thought I'd start a weekly "who'd you rather" the
Filed under gossip
thumb
Just behind the officers, some poor lady was getting mugged. Pamela David knows how to wear a shirt – Guyism Nice Compilation of cuties make It Bearable – Funtasticus Kendra Wilkinson Working The Pole
Filed under gossip
thumb
It must suck being Brody Jenner.  Having to live up to his father's image.  Mind you, it doesn't look like he's too upset about it.  Beside's the phucker has laid enough track to make any decathlete proud.
Filed under gossip
thumb
Pamela Anderson has spoken for the first time about the disastrous home-building project which has left her hopelessly in the red.  The 42-year-old has been forced to move into a trailer park during construction
Filed under NSFW
thumb
I really don't know if these pics are really the Kardashian sisters... and I don't really care.  An upskirt is an upskirt.  I'll take what I can get, which isn't much.  Actually miss blue panty upskirt isn't a
Filed under male dating advice
thumb
I was out with some friends the other night and I was checking out this one hot chick who happened to be with to pretty ugly friends.  At first I wasn't sure if the hottie was blind, sympathetic or simply a nice person
Filed under NSFW
thumb
My dad is in town visiting and he just asked me where I keep my hand lotion.  Should I be creeped out?  Speaking of creeped out - Thanx to the degenerates at Funtasticus it's time to play, 'Who'd You
Filed under gossip
thumb
So being Breast Cancer Awareness month, celebrities are feigning interest to appear like they give a shit about people other than themselves.  "Know Your Girls" ? Audrina has had so much work done, I doubt
Filed under NSFW
thumb
All right, welcome to the weekly edition of, "who'd you rather?"  Now typically my rule of thumb is to go for the titties.  Except this week, I'm thinking, not so much.  In the
Filed under gossip
thumb
Gee, I thought Katie Price would be more original than pretending to be all pissed off at the very people who help feed her children, the paparazzi.  About a month ago, Katie, cried 'rape' and stirred up a
Filed under gossip
thumb
During his three and half year marriage to Katie Price, Peter Andre got used to seeing her silicone-enhanced assets on a daily basis.  But six months on from the couple's high-profile split, it seems the Australian
Filed under gossip
thumb
'I just had a bad time of year and now it’s all over and done with,' she says.  In her new television show, "The Beautiful Life" Mischa plays drug-addicted supermodel Sonja Stone who is struggling to stay
Filed under NSFW
thumb
When I was a kid I used to press my face up against the TV screen and see if I was able to look beyond its frame.  Well, here I am a few years later trying to move my head up and down to see if I can see further up her
Filed under gossip
thumb
I didn't watch the VMA's last night because I'm not a 13 year old girl who's easily impressed by shiny things.  Can someone please tell me why the phuck so many 'artists' are wearing sequenced outfits?  And
Filed under gossip
thumb
Ok, just because you're from Canada, doesn't mean you have to dress like a phucking hick from Medicine Hat.  And what's with Khloe, I'm sure her sisters must miss her... All Natural Playboy Babe Ashlyn Letizzia -
Filed under gossip
thumb
“I think people don’t know what to expect, and how can they? It’s my first performance live and it’s in front of a billion eyes. So I’m very excited to show everyone what I’m coming
Filed under NSFW
thumb
As expected, Heidi made a complete tool of herself at the Miss Universe Pageant.  The only "good" thing to come out of it are Heidi's bikini pics.  The best part of pics is that they have no
Filed under NSFW
thumb
I guess one useless event deserves another.  Heidi Montag is going to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant this weekend.  Perhaps The Donald is counting on Heidi's general controversial nature to revive the pageant's
Filed under NSFW
thumb
Ironically, these pics were taken at the O2 Arena in London..which is where SM happens to be at the mo.  or "moment" as you North Americans would call it.  I asked my buddy to score me some weed
1 • 234