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I Want To Be His Girlfriend

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I like this guy from work and I don't know how we can hang out. We sometimes talk and smile at each other. I heard he got an ex and would like to get her back but he won't do any move to get her back. I suspect

I Love Dating Losers

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I of blonde hair and big boobs love men who are not much to look at and may not have much green in their wallets. There are plenty chicks like me out there. Here's why: You'll never leave us. You'll help us run

Rubber Duckies & Rubber Titties

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So there's a recall on the little kid rubber duck toys. You know, those fun little guys you took in the tub when you were a tot. There's lead paint in their beaks and blah blah blah. But more importantly, there are high doses

How Hot Are You?

Filed under Advice from a Hot Chick

Know yourself on a scale of 1 to 10. Maybe you're a 10 inside, but your game is between a 1 and 2, so start slower. Don't get your panties in a bunch if the 8 your eyeing doesn't look back at you. Aim for the 1's