Not sure if you can call this an official upskirt seeing as how she's wearing biker shorts underneath her dress.  One thing I am sure of, Heidi and Spencer hate American Soldiers.  Why else would they insist

I don't get it... Oh wait, she's suggestively holding melons...and because we sometimes call breasts melons...oh now I get it.  So very clever.

I really gotta hand it to these idiots.  They sure are persistent and don't seem to know when enough is enough.  But then again the same can be said for this fungus between my toes.  No matter what I do, It just

Heidi Montag launched her new fashion clothing line called Heidiwood.  So if you want your kids to dress like a $5 hooker, head on down to your local department store and ask for the Heidi special.  No not the

Are you phucking kidding me?  This chick has done everything for attention and she balks on the one thing that could catapult her to world wide stardom, flashing her crotch.  Gimme a break.  And look at

If I would have called it simply, "Heidi's Video"..it wouldn't have been a very good headline.  But add the word 'tit' and look what you get...who needs journalism school... No, the video is not a joke or

Not necessarily in that order either...what's the disease where you think everyone likes you but they really don't?  Denial?  Whatever it's called, Heidi has it.  She's oblivious to the fact that her time is

Though they are trying for that all natural look...I was going to use the word 'candid' but clearly that's not the case...this chick seriously bugs the shit out of me, which isn't saying much because most chicks do.