Yeah, I know... not what you thought it would be.  To be fair though, it could be Tony's ACE bandage...maybe she pulled a muscle?

Eva Longoria and her chins out and about in LA. Related: Eva Longoria No Make-Up

So let's just forget the 'hot and sexy' part and we'll just leave it as 'Eva Longoria'. See kids, even useless little trolls like Eva Longoria require a bit of makeup to look good. Just a bit of course...

I'll take every opportunity to bag on Eva Longoria, why?  Because she's useless.  It always amazes me that actors suddenly become famous because they get lucky at a casting call.  Her movies don't do well,

Easy breezy cover girl...

If there is a God in heaven I pray that 'He' helps solve the crisis in The Sudan, that 'He' puts a stop to sickness and disease and most importantly he strikes down any chance of Eva Longoria being pregnant.  Do we

Real quick... As I was on the couch sucking down a bowl, on comes a trailer for Eva's new movie, "Over Her Dead Body" She plays a ghost who haunts her (ex)boyfriend's new girlfriend... well, I must say an award

I phucking hate Eva 'I'll never do TV again' Longoria, there's no other way to say it.  I think she's absolutely useless How'd the 'Sentinel' work out for you Eva?  Anyway, here's her tight little useless

The 6 of you who read the site may notice the lack of Eva Longoria stories and pics.  Well, that's mainly because I think she's totally phucking useless. I digress.  In a conversation with himself, SM is