Don't be fooled by the billboard. This is a movie meant for elderly Caucasians who are tired of violence and cussing in movies, and it sucks anyway. Director George Clooney has proven he can direct with

9 years ago, they were gonna do this flick with Leo as the lead and Marlon "The Fatass Who Was Too Good to Care" Brando as the old man. Thank whatever is holy that didn't pan out. Emile Hirsch is easily the best

Hooolyyy shit. I'm not often a horror fan, but horror-comedy where they lure you in with genuinely funy shit before the horror comes works quite perfectly in "Severance." This one follows a group of office

I saw a new DVD cover on the front shelf of my local video shop -- a cover with a horse's face, and in the reflection of its eye was a naked dude. Naturally, this was the creepiest image within plain view (other than the

A movie about a dead 14-year-old prostitute's diary leading a commonplace nurse to the Russian mob isn't likely meant to be snappy or fun, but at least this one stays true to form. Naomi Watts (the nurse, doctor,

Eh. You know. Go ahead, it's "The Simpsons." But man oh man, this is one that would've been likely hitting the mark with a much sharper arrow had only it been made about 13 years ago, back when Homer was

Director Danny Boyle has given us something here that no retarded sack of shit like Michael Bay can -- a special effects extravaganza that's also an actual good movie. Taking place in the near future, where the sun is

This was supposed to be the most "accurate" skinhead flick. Not a bad movie at all, but I guess it's official -- skinheads do a lot of walking in slow motion. As we follow a young boy, Sean, in 1983 England