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Now You Too Can Dress Like Katie Price
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With the upcoming publication of her style advice book, it seems Katie Price is putting a lot of thought into what she's wearing Weather you'd want to look like her is another matter. Daily Mail:
SM's Mircea Monroe
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Though she hasn't accepted my "friend request" on Facebook, here's my friend Mircea Monroe.  If you got a question for Mircea, let us know.  Or, you can read her advice column, "Advice From A
Miranda Kerr Camel Toe
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So yeah, apparently Orlando Bloom isn't going to go Pirates 4 because he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend, Miranda Kerr.  What a loser.  I remember I once quit my job at the gas station because I
I Just Found Out My Ex Got Married
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I think.  I can't be certain because it seems that she'll never talk to me again.  I sent her a text to congratulate her, but no response.  Nothing new, she hasn't responded to any olive
What Can I Do To Make You Like Me More?
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The other day, one of my many girlfriends asked me what she could do to make me like her more.  I replied, "Can you be a different girl every night" which, in hindsight probably wasn't the best answer, but
She Doesn't Like You
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Oh sure, she likes you as a nice guy, but she's not into you the way you had hoped.  You go out with a girl, say for lunch or a coffee (something light and easy).  You hang out for an hour or so, eat your
Reason #2 Why The World Hates America
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Ok, to be fair, I'm sure there are many other reasons to hate the USA - but I believe the 2nd reason to hate us, is Kim Kardashian.  #1 was Paris, but I think we're now actually garnering sympathy for her... The other
Don't Be Gay Like Everyone Else
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So you meet this girl in class (or work) you get to talking, maybe you ask her for lunch.  It goes well and you think you might see her again.  At this point you only have her email address and maybe next
Watch Out For Hickey Man
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We got this question a few days back, but this time we let Mircea answer it... I'm an all around good girl. I don't lie to my parents. I don't really misbehave. My average in school is 103. I've never really had any
I'm Glad I Didn't Bang Her
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So you meet this girl, and instinctually you decide whether or not you would sleep with her.  98% of the time, you would.  You can't help it.  It's all instinct.  You see a hot chick and before you
So I Ran Into My Ex The Other Day
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Phucking weird.  Only because the chances of it were 1 in 1000.  I guess I should have played the lottery that day.  Or gone to confession... Now this is the girl that I blubbered over for a year
Britney's Boobs Make Me Sad
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Or rather, confused.  One day they look great...and the next day, not so much.  It's as if her boobs were a mood ring of sorts... Related: Big Boob Decepticon dirtynipslips.com
Wanna Get Laid?
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Again, a pretty obvious question...let's say you've tried the whole spectrum of dating sites. Match, eharmony, whatever, you've tried it.  BUT have you tried ashleymadison.com?  A buddy of mine in New York
Who Loves Big Boobs?
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Seems like an obvious question, but there are some guys, (I call them homos) who think that massive boobs aren't sexy... Anyway, on to the point... The other day I'm at the DMV getting my license replaced
She Bitches, She Whines, She Moans...She's A Girl
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Now of course men are no better, but we're not talking about men.  Women, at times can get emotional...surprise.  And no, it's not only when they are getting their period, which makes figuring them out all that
She's Pretty Isn't She?
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Rhetorically asks your girlfriend...You're at a party, or out on a date, you run into a group of her friends and she kindly introduces them to all of you.  Now of course you don't remember their names because
Being A Prude By Mircea Monroe
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This question has been also answered by SM, for his advice on the question, click here. Hey there,I'm in University and I'm figuring something out: everybody is all about hooking up. I've never been comfortable doing just
Am I A Prude?
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Hey there,I'm in University and I'm figuring something out: everybody is all about hooking up.  I've never been comfortable doing just anything with a random person, or even anyone I haven't been in a relationship with.
I'm Pathetic
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Not too surprising a statement for anyone who has spent any time on this site, I know.. but at least this time it's not over a girl, it's over a guy.  Please, allow me to explain... I was never too popular in
I've Been Fooling Around With This Guy At Work
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Okay, so I think I already know the answer but I just need to hear it from someone else who is more educated in this field than most of the people around me. This is my story... I am 19 years old and moved out of my
I'm A Phucking Idiot
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Shock, I know.  For those 4 or 5 of you that have been reading the site over the last year, may already know that I'm a moron.  And for those of you new to the site, well, now you know too. Most recently, I
I'm Leaving Behind My Boyfriend
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Hey, I need some advice. I'm going to my first year of university next year and I'll be living on residence. It's exciting, but I'll be leaving behind my boyfriend.  We're ending it- because; we have to, since I'll be
Don't Throw Your Life Away Over A Girl...
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Some time ago I met this couple.  He had a massive collection of the Simpson's dolls.  In fact he had 2 of each.  One to open, one to keep as mint.  Weird?  No doubt, but that's not my call.  We
I Really Like This Girl...
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Hello, I really like this girl who is a grade younger than me. I see her in my lunch period. she looks or glances at me 10 times a day during lunch, i look at her a lot. my friend found out that i like her and sat with her. he
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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Sorry kids, I like Indy too. In fact, I grew up with Indy and love those damn movies, but that makes me sound like some bitter fanboy, and I honestly wasn't expecting much here. I've seen what Hollywood does to
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