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I've Been Fooling Around With This Guy At Work

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Okay, so I think I already know the answer but I just need to hear it from someone else who is more educated in this field than most of the people around me. This is my story... I am 19 years old and moved out of my

I'm A Phucking Idiot

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Shock, I know. For those 4 or 5 of you that have been reading the site over the last year, may already know that I'm a moron. And for those of you new to the site, well, now you know too. Most recently, I

Don't Throw Your Life Away Over A Girl...

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Some time ago I met this couple. He had a massive collection of the Simpson's dolls. In fact he had 2 of each. One to open, one to keep as mint. Weird? No doubt, but that's not my call. We

I Really Like This Girl...

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Hello, I really like this girl who is a grade younger than me. I see her in my lunch period. she looks or glances at me 10 times a day during lunch, i look at her a lot. my friend found out that i like her and sat with her. he

Why I Hate Relationships

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Most probably because I suck at them...but mainly, I hate relationships because they remind me of what a pathetic bore I am. They remind me of how I do the same thing(s) all the time. They remind me of my

If You Want To Bang Him, You Like Him

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I need your advice - oh, the confusion! I have a close male friend, and if we go several days without talking, I start to miss him, and it gets me thinking, maybe I like him? But then we talk/hang out and it's

She Said "YES", But Only As Friends...

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I am a sophomore in high school. I really like this girl who Im pretty good friends with, and I asked her to see a movie with me. She said yes, but then later asked me if it was a date. I said it could be but if she didn't

How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend

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I know this article comes as a funny coincidence the day after I wrote 'I Like To Fart In Bed', but honestly, one has nothing to do with the other. Although I'm sure gassing it up in bed is one way to get rid

I Love Farting In Bed

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And really, who doesn't? In fact, it's not just in bed that I love letting them rip, it's really anywhere. That is anywhere with enough background noise to let me squeak on out without anyone hearing it.

My Girlfriend Won't Let Me Go To A Strip Club

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My girlfriend won\'t let me go to the strip club but i am not going just to be going i am going for my birthday? What should i do? Girls often get their panties in a bunch about strippers. I don't think it's a big deal,

Are Guys All The Same?

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Yep. Not exactly the same silly goose, but similar in that they share one basic need: to unload. It's not a bad thing. I wish more women would be open and understand that their dudes need to get off. It's so simple and

Mircea Monroe Is A Sexy Bitch

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We are head over heels to have our very own Mircea Monroe in this month's (December) issue of Maxim magazine (p.35). She's so phucking awesome. Did I mention hot too? Excuse some of the 'markings' on

Should I Ask Her Out?

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Im 17, currently in Yr12 and i've had a strong crush on a girl since a met her at the beginning of the year. The only problem is that since that time we've become best friends and i think it could be past the stage where i

I Have A Guy Problem

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Reader: I have a guy problem..well like everyone does. Do u think that girls should be the ones to initiate the first move? becuz i always hear once a girl does that then the guys think it ain't worth, but it seems

I Like This Guy, But He Doesn't Want A Girlfriend

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natureofproject: i like this guy and we've held hands and watched movies together, we talk online all the time and alot of my friends said he liked me so after a while when i asked him if he liked me he said idk but im not

Why Didn't She Tell Me She Had A Boyfriend?

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Because she's passive aggressive and likes the attention. Oh wait, I'm talking about myself again! If you think she has something to offer you, then stay friends. If she's only good for a bang, then peace out. She's

SM's Hot Sexy Mircea Monroe

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She may be #64 on Maxim's Hot 100, but does it really compare? I think not. I met Mircea (pronounced; mur-say-ah) at a local coffee shop. I sensed she was really tired and a bit out of it, so like a

Do I Tell Her I Like Her?

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Lately I've been seeing a girl who I get along great with, and there's definitely a lot of chemistry going on. The one 'date' I've been on with her went well but of course I decided not to make a move. The problem

On-Line Dating - Picking Up Men

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Trolling though the local personals ads in my area I’ve figured out why I’m single and not ready to mingle. Men here are learning imparted and conceited. Why? I have know idea…. But

Why Didn't You Tell Me You Had A Boyfriend?

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Oh, you have a boyfriend? Perhaps that's information I could have used before you said 'yes' to dinner. But we're neighbors?! Listen, I don't care if I'm your younger brother's best friend, I'm asking you out

Phuck, I Think I May Be Gay!

Filed under SM rants

A few years back, I wrote on the difficulties of meeting guy friends, when you're a straight male. At 30 + years old, it's very tricky to meet new friends of the same sex. You can't walk up to someone at the gym

Did I Mention He's Going To Jail?

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Distraught over yet again another bad date I called one of my girlfriends and we met at our ‘Cheers’ bar. After about an hour or so ‘HE’ comes walking into the bar… Mr. Vegas.

Are You Good In Bed?

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Good in bed used to mean props, loud music, lots of giggling, oils, massaging, a trapeze maybe some midgets, some villagers and hours upon hours of excitement. As you get older the term, "good in bed"

You Nasty Girl!

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I just read one of the stories about guys being…. well guys. The author of the story was talking about going down on a woman that was unkempt: to say the least! He, the author, gave some advice to the woman on

I Love Him, But I Don't Know His Name

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"We never met but I know he loves me because I can tell by the way he typed it on the computer screen." Professes a woman on Dr. Phil. Hey don’t laugh, I had nothing better to do than to watch a crappy talk