Is it me, or does it look like she's gagging on the microphone... yeah, probably just me.

I bet she couldn't even tell you the name of her kid...stay home bitch. Related: More Christina's Massive Rack need more boobs?  babooby.com

Ok, Ok...we get it.  In order to feel good about yourself, you need to dress like a whore.  But phuck me, your tits are nasty - bounded so tight that blue veins are popping out like road maps.  Here's an idea,

Postpartum depression...let's see what Tom Cruise has to say about this one... Mommy...where do babies come from?

Ring ring... hey Christina, your son Max is on the phone and wants to know where the phuck you are... But don't cover up on my account.

Ahhh...look at the happy new mother..look how proud she is of her kids...she takes them wherever she goes and she makes sure that we all get a good look.  Phucking stupid slut.  Imagine she lived in

Way to ruin a man's dream with that creepy blue vein running across your tit Christina.  We get it, you have a big rack, but if they're going to get all varicosed on us, then cover the phuck up.  var

I used to think, Jordan Bratman was the luckiest guy in the world...now, not so much.  Unless of course her "Eyes Were On Their Breasts" (see SNL). Related: Christina's Upskirt

Wow.  She's not messing around here...but why, why now?  If you look closely enough at her crotch shot,  I think you can see the baby's foot...  I guess she's just airing it out. "I say keep

If pregnant bitches is your thing, then Christina's got the goods for you... I guess if you're going to turn into a cow, you may as well learn to chew like one...

Hey Hayden It's Christina, can I borrow your dress?  So I have one question, who's dress came first?  I couldn't see Christina taking something from Hayden Pantera, but perhaps the other way around...am I gay