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"It’s ok, honey, it happens to a lot of guys." "… it’s not a big deal."

Wrong! Not being able to hold your erection and pre-mature ejaculation very well may happen to a lot of guys but it sure as hell is a BIG DEAL when it happens.

Women just want to calm your insecurities and stroke your ego in order to coax your ‘little friend’ back out of its cave to finish what was started. So, when we say things like, "It’s ok…" and "Don’t worry…" we’re lying to you. Which shouldn’t come as big shock women lye about all kinds of shit.

We know how to manipulate men; we’ve practiced on our dads for years. From batting our eyelashes to cute little smirks and the ‘I’m innocent, he made me do it face’ are all an act. Why do we do it? That varies from female to female. It can be something as simple as trying to staying out of trouble to just wanting our way. Some of us do it just for the phuck of it.

By me telling you guys this still won’t change anything… a little smile and wink from us chicks and your dicky will lead you into trouble every time. It’s quite amusing to watch it all happen from a female perspective anyway, I think to myself, "And another one bites the dust." Besides guys refuse to ‘read’ directions and are horrified to stop and ask for them, so, I seriously doubt you’ve really read half of what was just said.

Even after this omission of guilt you will still chase us to the ends of the earth to get what you want and we know it. We love the chase but we don’t like to chase dicky back out of his hiding place. Learn to keep your erection for longer or get some professional help and do what you have to, to not climax too soon. Honestly we don’t care what you think of to stop it, just do it. And remember to be a gentelman, ladies always come first.

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