Women, ladies, wives, girlfriends, learn to keep your ‘bitching’ to a minimum and leave the hysterical theatrics for really important things that are life threatening… and no "He did something stupid so I’m going to kill him." is not one of them.

He’s a guy he’s going to do something ‘stupid’ everyday that’s a given.

Ladies, if your husband, boyfriend, man or significant other opens up to you telling you what they are thinking and / or feeling don’t analyze it just listen. Most importantly, don’t pass judgement or give your opinions unless they ask for it. TIP: Opinions are only truly appreciated when asked for. Bitching is not an opinion; it’s just bitching which is annoying and aggravating to your partner so much so that there won’t be a next time they will tell you anything EVER.

When women bitch, the man’s instinct is to fix it. So, think twice before you open your mouth to complain about something your honey did or you think he has done or is about to do. It’s hard not to bitch and complain when they act like asses but by keeping it to a minimum will save you miscommunication down the road and may even save a relationship.

If you are not happy with the life he is providing you, instead of yelling at him build UP his self esteem so he CAN go out and get a better, higher paying job to support your over-spending; high-maintenance ass! Complaining about ‘your life’ is not going to make things any better for either of you. He knows the job is shit but by telling him he is smart and talented so ‘just hang in there something better will come along’ will give him the confidence to do just that.

Here are some things to think about when you feel the need to bitch:

-He just shaved and his hair is left on the counter top. Think about the times when the shower and / or bathroom sink backs up because of YOUR hair. Who is the one cleaning out the drain? He is. Besides just be happy he saved!

-When the toilet backs up who is the one unclogging it if the plunger doesn’t work? He is. So, cleaning a little piss off the toilet rim doesn’t seem like such a big deal does it?

-When the vacuum cleaner has YOUR hair tangled up in it who is the one fixing it? He is. But don’t get pissed if he leaves the shit he just pulled out of the vacuum on the floor have a trash bag ready so he has something to put it.

-The garbage bag broke because YOU overstuffed it. Who is the one cleaning up the garbage off the sidewalk? He is. Never mind you did it because you were pissed he didn’t take it out when he was asked so you kept shoven’ shit in it.

See ladies, we don’t really have it so bad. Men DO, do things around the house we’re just too busy bitching to notice. Instead of bitching at them, laugh…. they’re too simple-minded to realize we’re laughing AT them and not with them.

And guys just because a woman is bitching doesn’t mean she needs to be fixed. Sometimes we bitch just hear ourselves bitch. It helps to clear our mind so we can concentrate on more important things like the best way to give you head.