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It sucks getting older, you start to get wrinkles your butt begins to sag and if you’re a woman approaching 30… you’ll notice something a little unusual. You think about sex ALL THE TIME! It’s as if your mind and body have been possessed with the hormones of an eighteen-year-old male.

When I first noticed sex was the ONLY thing I thought of or wanted; kissing and foreplay were pretty much thrown out the window, I made a called to my doctor. When the call back came, she laughed and said, "You’d better embrace it because it will last into your forties… and the fact you don’t have kids… the urges will be 3-5 times stronger for you."

STRONGER! Pfft! ! How in the hell could it get stronger? I already want to hump every damn thing that moves! Well not every thing, still have my standards ;) But she was right… here it is 2 years later since that phone call and I’m told, "Honey, I can’t keep up with you any more."

What a cruel joke Mother Nature has played on us. Men peak at 18; woman at 30… just in time for those ‘fine lines’ and the effects of gravity to show on your tits and ass. The guys my age want the 18-year-old chicks and the 18 year-old chicks want the ‘older’ men because of their experience.

So, us 30 some thing women are left out in the cold, horny as hell and no one to keep us warm…. except for the drooling 18-year-old boys which, don’t have a damn clue as to what the hell they’re doing or the much older men in their fifties that take 30 minutes to get hard. Well, this is karma for ya at 18 I dated ‘older men’…and it sure does suck when your own karma bites you in the ass.

Who ever thought up the concept to make women hot at 18 and horny at 30 I really want to know… so I can kick their ass!

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