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While standing in line the other day at the grocery store I dropped a pack of gum on the floor then bent down to pick it up and there they were… thick yellow, crusty, flaky cracking, smelly feet! I gagged from the stench and covered my mouth quickly with my arm in hopes that would erase the horror and smell.

The lady in front of me asked, "Are you ok you look like you’re going to get sick?" I just politely nodded my head and said, "I’m fine just feeling a little sick to my stomach all of sudden." What I really wanted to say was, "No! I’m not ok! Have you ever heard of a bath?! Do you know what soap is?! Because the stench that is coming from your feet smells of rotting, shitty diapers from the city dump you pig of a woman!"

Ladies and gentlemen do you ever LOOK and at your feet? Did you know that crusty, yellow crap built up on the bottom and sides is easily removed with little effort from a pumice stone and toenail clippers are a necessity? Come on people do you really want your significant other seeing and feeling your crusty flaky heels and toenails that can double as tree pruners? YUCK!

Good hygiene is not just for the rich and beautiful people. Get regular pedicures; if your short on cash then do it yourself. Not taking good care of your feet can lead to some serious problems down the road. Just take a look at this site: http://www.foot.com/info/cond_heel_fissures.jsp

For the love of human kind, take pride in all aspects of your appearance; don’t neglect your feet.

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